International Liberty

I’ve received several versions of this over the years. I’m not sure whether I like this more than the modern fable of the ant and the grasshopper, but it’s definitely good.

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Cows and Government

Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism

You have two cows. The government takes them both and promises you milk but you starve.

Fascism

You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Bain Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.

Redistributionism

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2 thoughts on “

  1. PARTNERING WITH EAGLES March 6, 2012 / 12:34 PM

    Ad this has several versions, like you’d mentioned; none are as complete as the earlier versionsd involving all three aspects; corporations, capitalism, and countries combined. Some were hilarious, if hardly PC!

  2. PARTNERING WITH EAGLES March 6, 2012 / 12:29 PM

    I didn’t have to read it to recognize it. One of the satirical articles (I really like finding it) that I posted while JibJabb was active. Good find.

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